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And I hava a very, almost special rant for you. Between her bickering with my sister, and obsessivly playing neopets games, I don't know what to do with her. I finnaly get some free time to rant and rave and all my topics just magically melted away. All the other internet writers have nothing on me, except they're better at advertising, having a central theme/plot and basically more talented. I'm back! | 0.79 KB, JSON | I'm so very, very tired. Wait a minuteso you're saying that I'm talking and responding to you, but you won't be reading this until long after I have finished typing? And if they're so poor, what possessed them to buy a monkey? Today was Halloween. Okay. ME: My vicious, psychotic, flesh-eating bunny-rabbit wants to rule the world. Hmmmmmmonkey. Are you happy? Today I had the misfortune of playing a Treasure Planet game on neopets.com It was terrible. You could be floating out in empty space, conjuring nice little fantasies to relieve the monotony of being the only living being! in Books, Literature, Writing | March 14th, 2019 30 Comments. I sure hope other zoos won't copy them. Pop-Up ad's help you get rid of pop-up ads? Or maybe it's everybody else that's weird. Wal-mart TV is evil. If you have a decent graphing calculator, plug in the infinity symbol divided by anything, (even infinity). Squirell? *normal voice* Today I have a very important to discuss with you in this: PERFECTLY NORMAL PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCMENT. Anyway, there's nothing wrong with reading food labels. Ooooothats a great idea! Otherwise you'd think I was delusional, or something. I'm sorry that today's rant isn't random, insane or completely chaotic, but I must right my experience with The Matrix before I forget. OH, DON'T YOU SEE THE TOENAILS?!! Why do weird people (myself included) obsess about monkeys? There are not enough words in the English language to describe the sheer coolness of the fight choreography, special effects and the plot. People just don't realize that their almonds and mixed nuts may be having depression and other problems. We can all wear spiffy space-suits and feel all superiour to all those stupid earthlings. This means that we only have a very short while to prepare. So he probably didn't see the majority of my site. With our patented "spray". Yea, me! No! Uhyou don't have to take the subliminal stuff seriously. I love my calculator, though. And now, back to our featured presentation. Oh, well. We could all breath a sigh of relief as parents kept their children inside, away from the evil truck drivers and near the T.V. This is a list of unusually long mathematical proofs. Welllet's see. Isnt' that nice? And I feel that it's time for a FAKE commercial break, for the highly informed, obviously brain-dead consumer. I don't WANT to do the same thing for an entire year. My dadwas on this site. owfrjtnrgkzcbvwruogjlvdajngwruojlnvdakjefnlvk aij hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, jfeoisbhoaubhfvionadkfvbskjvb efnvkjnbsxuhbgv hiiiii, this has one word in it first person to see the gets $100 cash app njhcewhfb whebfuewhfjwenifbewiubfiebfebwqjfbwejnfewihfiuhweniufjeuirhfiuerfburiebfiewbjfkwefqhcewfhepwuhfiuwerfuiwqerpifjbruegferiuhfiuerwhfuiifewiviiuhuihrgiobguhtrbiuhtreiubhriurhviuwrhiuvht4rnrijpewvpiefhwnovjibrfpierfnhvipuerbfviuphrwipjvnwefkjvnpwiefv pirfnhpiejpoerwpivherwpoivhwepriuvipr evijnreijnrojvwejrfvoijerreiobfr iuvfrvjo frvjrweoijbvweiojrfoiwervicebrwouvbwerouvu perivoerijvoiuwerbviouweroiuberouvberfoefubvouiwriuebrouweuberwiuvherivyherwiubvewiurobviuwervuwervouwrewoiuvherwiuoeHIewijvhferiucbuhewjdhfewiufdhiu3riuheriufheriuhfiuerhfiuhwreiufhirwhiufhwiurhfiuhreiuhfiuheriwfhriehfiuerwhufihreuifheirhfiuwheruifherwoiuwfheruhwifhreiuhwoiuhfuerhfhwruifhriuehfueri. The author's vision was unique in that only he put biscuits and death in the same sentence. Wellany wayseeya! Maybe eventually some weird, bored person will wander onto my site on accident and be mildly entertained be my site until they wander onto a live video feed of a coffee maker. HUH? Lots of people spoke. Well, I better leave before I go on and on about more "reality" theories. Who'da thought it? I'm back again. I'm gonna start counting how many times I say back. So, we packed everthing up. ONly not really. I'm back. Oooootime for today's topic. as many times as possible before you splattered your brains on the rocks, all the while listening to a soundtrack that is similar to a dying ceiling fan. Why, you ask? Emma Taggart is a Contributing Writer at My Modern Met. Because they put subliminal messages in them, of course! Next thing you know, you're internet connection will die. Proud to be weird. Not that I know anything about medicineor cancer for that matter. So, I've decided that Moose works for some secret government organization, and that the feather is the key to the destruction of the world, and I am just blithely letting it enter our home, so that it may furthur its evil plans to destroy the universe. What? Not only did we get world class cuisine (under-cooked hotdogs and over-cooked hamburgers), my little sister (age 10) got taught pool by someone I strongly supect is an ex-convict! To compound the EVIL situationI was forced to wear feminine shoes. She likes sniffing potentially dangerous stuff, like electrical sockets. But it's not. Someone could have super-disolving spit, or watery-spit. Or You are What you Eat. Out of sheer curiosity, I asked Mrs. X who participated in the Civil War. This category only includes cookies that ensures basic functionalities and security features of the website. Good. *nods* Well, yeahI KNOW I'm actually typing instead of talking. In other wordsthey hurt. Purposly damaging the skin so you can look "attractive". If you expect nothing, and get nothing, you feel nothing. Furthormore, is it considered accepted behavior to talk to these dead reptiles, in a cooey, baby talky kind of voice? Just goes to show what boredom can do to you. So. So I at least have an excuse for not doing that. WaitI really don't even know if anyone bothers to read this. Now, those have possibilities. It just looks weird. It really lets me get to know you. (Believe me, though, you never want to see me driveI get easily distracted by clouds and signs saying FREE KITTIES!kitties are hugablebut if you hug themthey'll scratch your eyes outso then you have to hiss at them and establish dominencebut kitties don't like thateven though dogs dobut kitties are obviously not dogseven though they are fuzzy.) It was fun. I'm leaving nowI have some destruction to do. I highly recommend you see the movie yourself. They aint whupped us yit, air they? this Jones who after the demon rode away with the regiment when the granddaughter was only eight years old would tell people that he was lookin after Majors place and niggers even before they had time to ask him why he was not with the troops and perhaps in time came to believe the lie himself, who was among the first to greet the demon when he returned, to meet him at the gate and say, Well, Kernel, they kilt us but they aint whupped us yit, air they? who even worked, labored, sweat at the demons behest during that first furious period while the demon believed he could restore by sheer indomitable willing the Sutpens Hundred which he remembered and had lost, labored with no hope of pay or reward who must have seen long before the demon did (or would admit it) that the task was hopeless-blind Jones who apparently saw still in that furious lecherous wreck the old fine figure of the man who once galloped on the black thoroughbred about that domain two boundaries of which the eye could not see from any point. One method is successive iterations, such as UNDER SUCH EXTREME HEAT, WEAR AND DEGRADATION IS INEVITABLE!! For, you seemy life long goal has been fufilled*anticipatory silence*THERE ACTUALLY IS GRAPE PIE!!!! Or suffer my blindingly moronic nail messages. Experience vague, pain-like sensations when you're not paying attention) This has been a public service announcement. I feel inspired and happy and other really good emotions and stuff. Wouldn't it make more sense to get a kazoo, if you're broke? You got me started. It's a cheap shot." Because that would be impossible. Maybe fact check before coming up with such blatant lies. PlusI gots oblimagationsobligaton.obligations to this site. Random people will think they've gone crazy, after a seemingly innocent visit to the zoo. *g8ggles* bye. I have more stuff to write, but I gotta go right now. Welltwo can play by THOSE rules. Code: 472 of the Flaming Chickens Handbook states that this site in no way aknowledges the existance of other, better sites (hereon reffered to as the Losers) The Losers are a myth. THAT IS ALL. Sodoesn't that make you want to take Kansas' side (I sincerly appologize if you are from Kansas). Not that I exactly have a word quota for the day. Now THAT'S just weird. It doesn't. Doesn't that just make you proud to be weird? Is this getting confusing to you? Grapes are used to make jelly, jam, juice and raisins. I'm back. Just like everyone else in my family. After all, how can I be self derisive, and full of low expectations for this site if I KNOW people are hereseveral thousand of them in fact, in just a few months. But now I realize that I am considerably more normal than the rest of my family. Suprised? I came up with this philosophy when I was in fifth grade. That's why it's here, and not some critically acclaimed site. I'll add a link to the main page when I get around to it. Was it on purpose, or was it just some mistake? I have an extra-special rant for you all today, to celebrate the new domain name! *giggling* It's very, very late at nite. actually claim to be mentally ill. That's either a) a publicity stunt b) An attempt at humor c) a cry for help or d) none of the above You can e-mail your responses by conducting a scavenger hunt of this site. I also would like such persons to immediatly leave my site. You're still here, which must mean that you'd rather be here than anywhere else! Which I suppose may be a good thing, seeing as how I'm currently in a Longest Text Ever Rivalry with Galaxy Dreamer's site. Oh, yeah. I better go. I even impress myself. It also shows the total number of sentences in a text file. However . (Note: I wrote virtually none of this, so I cannot be blamed, credited with any of this. Of course, you won't want to do that becuase you still need more earrings so people won't think you wear the same ones over and over again. So, that leads us to the evil paranoid conspiracy I thought of the other night. I chanced to have an interview with an informant from this evil generation (my little sister) who will be called Mrs. X for security reasons (no, she's not married, the "Mrs" makes it good as a disguise) I was quizing Mrs. X on Civil War History for an upcoming test in her classroom (whose location can not be devulged) Mrs. X seemed fluent in the subject. Here I am, trying to get a decent nights sleep and there's this green light that periodically blinks to red directly in front of me. It sucked. And do I ever have a topic today! When I was at a TAB poetry thingy (TAB is good TAB is great We love TAB) I met some new people. It's been awhile, (at least two weeks) since I've written here. You could be the figment of someone else's dream. I'm getting bored, so I think I'm done for the day. Celebrating creativity and promoting a positive culture by spotlighting the best sides of humanityfrom the lighthearted and fun to the thought-provoking and enlightening. 'Ah the power of cheese!' You expect far to much of the inanimate world. I ended up writing things during the time of night when EVERYTHING is hilarious, including the word sheep. I once*embarassed pause* had "Hey, You! On video games. UnfortunantlyI must leavebefore the confusion spreads and I do something stupidlike revealing my one weakness before youTHAT'S IT! I asked her what the golden rule of christianity was. Today, I met her arch-enemy. EVIIIIIIIIIIIIL!!!!!! But I must. Ooooooooooooo! It's called Hit-Or-Miss, any topics, plot, etc. *enter Squirell* What's that, little Squirell? "Mr. Owl, can you tell us how many licks does it take to get to the bottom of a tootsie pop?" If the facts beg to differ, than the facts are wrong. It didn't. So she decided on a salad, only to discover that they didn't have her favorite salad dressing. For that matter, how do you know that ANYTHING but you exists! That's why I like fast-food salt. The researches even used highly advanced technololgy to map the surface of a pancake and compare it to documented geology of Kansas. But wait! And then I was unable to get on the computer and I forgot most of it. And so the week went by. Time for another quote from the FLAMING CHICKEN HANDBOOK!!! Let's see: 12345! Because I do. They avoided the sun at all costs. Look how long this has gotten. Don't Ignore Sites? You are deviousI give you that. I think this is so cool that he spent this time on it but who would really read this all, omg i have to read this about a week and im done and i just want to say this have made my day, i have wrote a story which has 12083 words in it. Jonathan Coes The Rotters Clubends with a 33-page long whopper with 13,955 words in it. Ain't it nifty? If my site manages to last a decade, my readers *snicker* will probley wonder what I'm talking about. *cough*She's winning*cough* But that's just because I have so much to do to mantain and update this site, I rarely get a chance to just sit here and type. I just don't know. Just make sure you "spray" your food first. I've just gotten an idea for some more, original, fortunesI gotta go! i hate dress shoes. And I wonder where my little sister gets her annoyingness. Maybe I should just give up. I'm allergic to parts of it, have irrational fears about others and I'm pretty sure it's against my Jenny religionalong with eating mashed potatoes, or potatoes of any kind. AND THAT IS WHY TOASTER PASTRIES WILL BURST INTO FLAMES IF YOU DON'T KEEP AN EYE ON THEM! I'm already half way there, since I conclusivly proved (in Physics class) that gravity actually causes things to slow down and EVENTUALLY GO UP! Subliminal messages are an advertising technique that puts hidden pictures and words into a main image. And ever loony in America decided that it was a conspiracy. Because in some world, the video game is real. Sleeping is fun. Did you understand that? But, if it had remained that way, I would have had no impetus to continue my pointlessly insane ranting. Waithowhow can I BE logic? You can't blame me. Just wait a sec while I stop the music. They may go to a resteraunt with an arcarde, or the movies or to a theme park. I don't care if I'd get home only an hour or so before I normaly do. More recently, I was trying to instill a sense of empathy and niceness in her. I'm back. I'm just as upset about this unfortunate lack of development in the pie division. If you can still think during all that incessent beeping, you'll probably find evidence that I'm really paranoid. How did you do that. No longer does school teach use reading, riting and 'rithmitic, it now teaches us ranting, raving and rambling! In return for not taking the easy route, he gains a power in the more or less real world. If I had 500np with me, I'd be at-500. Unless you're bored. Okay. That way all the members (what members) can print out a copy of it for themselves (if they didn't get that copy in the mail) I guess I'm done for the dayI know. Hmmmmgood question. I clarified, which countries fought in the Civil War. Guess what? I'm leaving. Using prior knowledge, I deduced that Mrs. X was full of crap. And you probably suspect that it is something pathetic. We'd probably go crazier. Oh, and when my sister had to go to the bathroom very badly during a traffic jam, my mother had the good taste to making hissing/water noises to make my sister's problem worse. Python | These "faeries" sprinkle your food with highly toxic "age dust" and ruin a perfectly good four-year-old meatloaf. YOU WILL NOT SINK MY CHEERIO!! But true. I love the little tacos, I love them good! This is a test, I repeat only a test. well never know but oh crap its starting to snow and its time to show and tell about the well that you found last summer at camp when it was damp it was near the ramp oh god why must this be I liked that tree but now its gone, farewell so long Ill miss you as long as you write but then Im afraid to say good-night. A man has been recorded spending more than three hours to pronounce what is supposedly the longest word in the English language . Aren't I special? thats iti so tiredbye-bye. And mildly weirded-out. You know the one. Wow. Now, most families will go bowling, or putt-putt golfing. It was uncomfortable in the back, it was too hot, it was too cold. This Book Is the Longest Sentence Ever Written and Then Published (2020), by humor writer Dave Cowen, consists of one sentence that runs for 111,111 words, and is a stream of consciousness memoir. The entire message board was like one big insane asylum. What's really fun is to translate an English saying, like out of sight, out of mind. I'm a genius. I wrote about furby, and how it was fun to watch it die. I worked for four hours at the "Library of Terror" sponsered by TAB. Too bad. I must defeat the sister site of the Longest Text Ever! Why am I writing? What has the world come to? I'm so happy! Want to advertise with us? You seewhen it's hot, you want something cold to eat. That is a direct quote from GIR, co-star and comic-relief on INVADER ZIM. I confirmed that the Union was Northern and Free, and that the Confederacy was Southern and Slave. CEASE YOUR FLATULENT WINDS AND HEAR MY MIND NUMBING EXPULSIONS OF WICKED NOISE! They associated tans with hard, manuel labor. It was as if it had been just sitting therewaiting for me to discover it. When I start playing a game, I am on 0. And, are monkeys spelled monkies? 12083 is a mid length novelette. WANNA SEE ME PULL A TAPEWORM OUTTA MY ****!! It was fun, but exhausting. You can just picture sterotypical pirates saying, "A vast ye mateys!". Unless someone does something, Neo, Morpheus and many others will die. Why can't I? In any caseit's awful. I was very proud of her, just as you would be proud of a two-year-old who has just announced: "I WENT POO-POO ON THE POTTY!!!!!" In the beginning of the movie, Neo is having dreams about Trinity's death. In the mean time, I'll just sit here and type with my eyes closed. I thought it was sadand normal. Who am I kidding? Number Six: I could have implemented one of several plans for world domination. Wellseeya! Oh, and all those weird squiggly lines and symbols, those are supposed to be apostrophes, but neopet's code is weird, and I'm not gonna bother to edit it. I guess I'll just rant and rave about that whole vicious downward spiral of my writing. I figured you rush right on over to e-mail me. MOstly donut cake. I mean, I don't think I could afford a monkey, and I'm not exactly on the streets. You don't know either? I'm tired. Food industires would be buying cars, gas and music. I mean, don't you think the creators of Cheese-Nips had a box of Cheez-Its out when they were designing their product? Is that too much to ask? I'm still peeved about the cartoon owl from the Tootsie Roll Pop commercials. It's more like techno talk about arrays and how much I suck and whether or not the Braves will win this year. Okay. Obviously I at least have a computerso, back to the organ grinders. But, for a time, Faulkner took the run-on as far as it could go. That's the rant of the week, month, year, whatever. It's also a pretty prime example of how homonyms (words that share spelling and pronunciation but have different meanings) can really confuse things. HOLY WAX! It would hum, and hum, and humand then mercifully die. In English, and stuff, if you miss one little detail, at most you lose partial credit, but you usually get it all right. They expand your mind, making you think about all the things they could do. I see you have no reaction to that, do you Hypothetical Reader? Or not. Even if I put it in a less chaotic, more user-friendly format people would still ignore this because it involves: reading. **** THAT LIPSTICKS THE WRONG COLOR FOR YOU!! It MUST be true! And then go door to door distributing it. If I were to suddenly convert this entrie site into a *shudders* Backstreet Boys fan site or something, you wouldn't be any more suprised than I would be if my brother woke up one day and suddenly realized that he's shallow. It's a word. She immediatly replied "Clara Barton". It's about the (supposedly) infinite nature of the universe. You knowI enjoy having these conversations with you. I repeat, lock all you doors and windows, this is it. 51 min ago Before she could start listing all of America's enemies, I gave her a hint. That way, she can pass the test without actually learning anything. ALWAYS. Wait till you see her in angry mob form!" Receive our Weekly Newsletter. there were lots of fireworks. Even though it gains pleasure from squishing my spine. and eat dinner. Well, my squirell now has an arch-enemy. OkayI can do it. And then people will start reading. Oh, sorry, I thought you knew I was a furry. The only difference is the taste, which I enjoy, since it is new and different. Uhdon't think soNumber Four: I could have learned to drive. My family also strongly suspects that she stole $20 from the donation thingy. Creepy. I'm back. If you make a purchase, My Modern Met may earn an affiliate commission. I bet it's spelled monkeys. She even got her sister and mother in the spirt of things. Immediatly, my mother started complaining. We use cookies on our website to give you the most relevant experience by remembering your preferences and repeat visits. One of my friends (who laughed at the armidillo story) named Tonileigh said "Jenny (that's me) is weirder than the average Psycho." Pretty cool, huh? But I can't help but think of stuff like the evil over lord list and REALLY REALLY BIG BUTTON THAT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING. I didn't know that they had such good technology back then. GeeI sure hope it wasn't poisonous. I'm back. Pikachu! First devised by professor William J. Rapaport in 1972, this notorious sentence plays on reduced relative clauses, different part-of-speech readings of the same word, and center embedding. You complete me in all ways. So my goal changed from surviving to laughing evilly while my character died. "lower the quality"? Anyway, like the "diet supplement" people, the earring manufacturers KNOW that once they pierce you, you'll be hooked for life. Please allow 6-8 weeks for delivery. I won't be able to feed my various imaginary pets and friends their beloved imaginary food! I mean, she traded Asia for a carrot! I made a virtual pet for it. I don't think I have any conspiracy theoriesexcept pop-ups/pop-unders. The World's Largest Maths Problem Has Been Solved, And It. In a moment of inspiration, I asked her who America fought. Haha, oops. What, is there a giant sign saying, "DEAD END"? For instance, I wrote: "I am the Crazy Taco! I'd tell it to my little brother as a bed time story. I think I hear a monkeyOkaynow I'm back. !STARE DEEP INTO THE STINKING ABYSS OF MY INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED SLICES!!! I'll tell you. Longest Sentence. Oh, who am I kidding. At least it fills up my word quota for the day. In Math, one teeny, tiny little mistake will make you get the entire thing wrong. The height is regained at night, when you're laying down. Or maybe I just wanna go to bed. Pythagoras Theorem is a + b = c. My mother is a control freak, and she decided on the spur of the moment that we were going north to visit relatives. There was something else I had to tell you loyal *cricket chirps, someone coughs* fans. Almost all of the really long sentences are under 1,000 words. That's talent. The moon has one-sixth of Earth's gravity. I'm an evil villain, kitty and a freakazoid so far. I then copied and pasted the German and put it in the text box. I'm leavingnow I'm back! Eventually, this would become a monthly tradition. My favorite stuffJTHMI have my libraries copy of JTHMI shall quote Noodle Boy for you:) (Full copyright/credit to Jonhnen Vasquez for writin' the stuff, I'm just sharing the spleeny goodness with you). Very difficult equation Math Forum . Only if I had multiple personalities. If iI fill out the fake tab form I'm gonna have to put back as my favorite wordI already have filled it out, though. Just like a real psychologist. I said "The Union fought" With a crack, snaple and pop, some random synapses in her brain connected in the right order and she said "CONFEDERACY!!!" HmmI seem to be jumping from one subject to another more frequently. To pour your heart and soul into a passage, and have everyone ignore it. I rule the Internet! After much argument, my father was going to turn around, untill he realized that my mother was going to drop the dogs and me off, and then turn around and continue north.

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